People Who've Never Read The "Harry Potter" Books Responded Hilarious To Questions About The Series

BuzzFeed - No, Alohomora doesn't mean "hello" and "goodbye" in Hawaii. Describe what you think Harry Potter is about in one paragraph. "Harry Potter is a boy wizard who people want to kill and he's in love with a girl wizard but the red-headed boy wizard keeps cockblocking and Harry is like 'wtf bro.' So Harry goes through life fighting all these monsters and the whole time he's still trying to wife up the girl wizard." "A boy with a magic scar on his head continually saves his kind without complaining or taking a nap." "It's about this self-obsessed boy with a unique scar who's all like "omg woe is me, I'm so different and special and my family sucks" and then an owl tells him he's a wizard, which validates everything. Then he has to go to this wack boarding school where all the other kids are just as crazy so he can figure out his life. He's also always being chased with a guy who has no nose an